Hey you! Yeah, you. You remember that awesomely badass cartoon from the mid-90s? With all the voice actors from Star Trek and characters from Shakespear? Commander Riker from the Enterprise as the Tony Stark of villans and the useless Counselor as the bat-shit crazy gargoyle bent on the destruction of the human race! And Data as Puck! And all those stone Gargoyles were brought back to life in Manhattan after being asleep for 1,000 years and Ed Asner was the old guy with one eye and a knife? And the leader of the clan was voiced by the Cat from Coraline and had the MOST INTENSE VOICE. Remember? Well, the creator, Greg Weisman, has been working overtime to keep the stories alive and teamed with Slave Labor Graphics to continue the story. They made two graphic novels (which are kinda the Best Thing Ever) and then lost the license from Disney. BOO. I could go on and on, but you should just go read this [link] as she already laid it out nicely. Then you should go here [link] and throw monies at the Internets in return for licensed goods. DO IT NOW.

The Cleaveland Show is Fucking Terrible. So far.

Quick Distracted Journal-Time Go.

Hey check it out I live. I've been gone for like a few months and some change, maybe longer. Went to that oasis in Canada again, reconnected with my crazy hippy farmer sister on her badass farm (much love and kale, Sara), and quit my job. I am no longer a shambling member of the Red and Khaki Army. Now I am a shambling member of the unemployed! I've moved to Salem with my 'it's complicated' on FaceBook, ~UltraDubious. So far so good. Finally got my computer back from the shop. Had it booted up for a few hours now, with multiple apps open, and it hasn't once asked me to reformat after an improve shut-down. I take this as a good sign. So with Photoshop functioning peachy-keen, I hope to start drawing again. More to come.

Twitter: MaggieBones

PS rawrrr

THAT WAS AWESOME.

It doesn't matter that some punk-ass kid pulled a fire alarm and delayed the movie by half an hour. It doesn't matter that ~UltraDubious and I drunk our weight in soda waiting to be seated. It doesn't even matter that we had nosebleed seating in the IMAX.

I WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT. And I hopefully will, within the next week.

Never before have I been in a theater full of patrons so excited and yet so quiet. All throughout the movie, it was like everyone was holding their breath. A major part of my childhood was re imagined, polished up and given a new gun. And it was glorious. The story was never boring, the costumes were sexy, the new crew lived up to their namesakes glory, and a fantastic time was had by all. And at the end, when Old Spock's voice began to recite 'Space: the final frontier...' against a slow-building crescendo of music, with the entire theater silently reciting in sync, one thing was made clear:

Star Trek was back, and it was amazing.

Or, Sweet Merciful Neptune I have to be at work in six hours why am I still awake?*

First, I know this is old hat but the Philippines have beat the US at their own game and made a Steve Perry better then the original. [link]

Second, MY NEW FAVORITE WEBCOMIC: HIJINKS ENSUE
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Also, why are you not reading Bear Nuts? DO IT NOW.
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*HINT you need MIDOL to sleep but HAHA SUCKER WE PUT CAFFEINE IN THAT SHIT

Obama? [link]

You guys. Omigod. YOU GUYS. I am in love with this new webcomic I found. It is Made of Awesome. Eye-candy + the battle between good and evil + bad words = brilliant.

COMICS FOR YOUR FACE:
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ALSO, comics that made me giggle today.
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